Erotic Shots & Cocktail Recipes: What to Drink When You Want to Get Laid

Shot & Cocktail Recipes for the Perfect Date


You’ve got a hot date coming to your place tonight and you are hoping for the best (as in everyone will end up undressed). What to do? Hosting someone you are hot for for an evening is more stressful than you thought when you first asked him or her out. Do you make food? What about drinks? Beer and wine are fine, but if you want to impress you date, elevate the evening with some sexy shot and cocktail recipes.

That’s right, a tasty craft cocktail can be downright erotic when made correctly. And if you’re lucky, it might even lead to the best sex ever before the night (or next morning) is over. Forget the cheesy drinks from your college days (think Screaming Orgasm and Slippery Nipple). We’ve got some classy, adult options that are sure to make your date think you have the same magnetic charisma that that hot bartender at your favorite lounge pulls off so well (*swoon*). So, get out your shaker and shot glasses and get ready to impress.

please note: consent is always a must. You can’t consent when you’ve had too much.


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10 Erotic Shot and Cocktail Recipes to Whip out When You Want to Get Laid


After Dark

It’s sweet, sexy and a little mysterious. It’s also super simple to make.

Ingredients:

Directions: Combine all ingredients in a shaker with ice, shake well and strain into a shot glass.

French Kiss

Start things slow and sweet with this yummy cocktail recipe.

Ingredients:

  • 1 oz. Gin
  • 3/4 oz. St. Germain
  • 1/4 oz. Aperol
  • 1/4 oz. Fresh lemon juice

Directions: Top with Martini sparkling rosé. Garnish with orange twist

Leg Spreader

A little fruity and a whole lot of fun. Bring on the buzz!

Ingredients:

  • 14ounces Midori melon liqueur
  • 14ounces Malibu rum
  • 6 ounces pineapple juice
  • 2 dashes 7-up

Directions: Add ingredients to a shaker and shake well. Pour over a glass with stacked ice.

Tie Me to the Bedpost

Spice things up with this cocktail recipe.

  • 1 oz Absolut Citron Vodka
  • 1 oz Captain Morgan Parrot Bay Coconut Rum
  • 1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
  • 1 Splash Sweet and Sour Mix
  • Splash of 7-Up

Directions: Combine all of the ingredients into a shaker and shake with ice. Then strain into a large martini glass.


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Blow Job

Don’t miss the directions for exactly how you shoot this drink.

Ingredients:

  • 1 part whipped cream
  • 1 part Kahlua
  • 1 part Baileys Irish Cream
  • 1 part vodka

Directions: Layer whipped cream, then Kahlua, then Baileys and then Vodka into a shot glass. Shoot with no hands.

Clit Lickin Cowgirl

Yee-Haw Ya’ll! Need I say more?

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 shot Peach Schnapps
  • 1 shot Baileys Irish Cream

Directions: Layer in a shot glass with the Bailey’s on top

Angel’s Tit

A little bit of heaven is mixed into this cocktail recipe.

  • 1/4 oz Creme de Cacao
  • 1/4 oz Maraschino Liqueur
  • 1/4 oz Heavy Cream
  • Maraschino Cherries

Directions: Layer ingredients in a shot glass in order of ingredients. Chill the mix for 30 minutes and garnish with a cherry.

Buttery Nipple

Boobs! I’ll admit, this is one of my favorites out of all of the shot and cocktail recipes. It’s like drinking candy!

Directions: Layer the liquors and serve.

Panty Dropper

Achieve the ultimate goal with this drink. After consent of course.

  • 2 fl oz vodka 
  • 2 fl oz beer 1 fl oz tequila (I prefer Patron) 
  • 1 fl oz lemonade 
  • Splash of cranberry juice

Directions: Fill a glass with ice. Then pour vodka, beer into the glass and stir. Finish with lemonade and cranberry juice.

Wild Sex

Once you’ve both agreed, this is your cocktail recipe for breathers.

  • 1 oz Coconut Rum
  • 0.5 oz Peach Schnapps
  • 0.5 oz OP Rum
  • 1 oz Orange Juice
  • 1 oz Cranberry Juice
  • 1 oz Pineapple Juice
  • 0.5 oz Grenadine Syrup

Directions: Fill a glass with ice and pour in coconut rum, Peach Schnapps, and OP Rum. Top with all of the juices and a splash of grenadine. Cover the glass and shake two or three times. Serve.

Love Potion

Cast a sexy spell with this cocktail recipe.

Ingredients:

  • 1 oz. Godiva Milk Chocolate liqueur
  • 1 oz. Smirnoff Peppermint Twist
  • 1 oz. Strawberry nectar
  • .5 oz. Milk
  • 1 Strawberry

Directions: Shake Godiva Chocolate, Smirnoff, strawberry nectar and milk with ice. Strain into a martini glass and garnish with a strawberry.


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