Fight the Patriarchy One Orgasm at a Time!
On June 24th, 2022, the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, the landmark ruling that established the constitutional right to abortion and gave women and people with uteruses the right to choose what to do with their bodies should they become pregnant. Since then, women and people with pussies all across the country have vowed to stop having sex with men until their right to choose is restored. And while for many of us, giving up the dick is no big deal, some still crave intimacy with penis owners now and again. Don’t despair. I’m here to help you out. I’ve put together a list of “Better-than-men sex toys” that are guaranteed to get you through these hard times.
From dildoes to external vibrators to G-spot and P-spot stimulators and more…I’ve got a long list of sex toys that will make you miss banging men a whole lot less.
Giving up Men? These Sex Toys will Get You Off!
Tiger by Fun Factory
You won’t miss his D with Tiger in your bed. The powerful, penetrating, rumbling vibration this g-spot stimulator delivers will satisfy you in ways you never imagined. The TIGER delivers, with a design that offers deep, bass-tone vibration from the base to the tip. Curious about the TIGER’s ridges? They create a rippling sensation every time you move this better-then-men toy in or out. So, you experience incredible sensations with every thrust, and without any extra effort.
Cost: $139
Note: Use my discount code SELS20 for a 20% discount at checkout!
The Hot and Cold by Deia
Hot cocks aren’t the only thing that can get you off. This toy is all about temperature play whether you like it hot or icy cold. This temperature-changing and vibrating massager creates unique sensations for both external and internal stimulation. You can mix and match hot and cold temperatures with 10 vibration settings to experience 32 different sensations. In a world that’s become men vs sex toys…I’d say it’s one point for this sex toy and 0 for men.
Cost: $159
We-Vibe Nova 2
This app-enabled rabbit-style vibrator is Designed for constant clitoral contact. Nova 2 flexes to deliver powerful vibrations to the G-Spot and clitoris simultaneously. I love this because of its cool and unique design as well as the dual stimulation. The add app-control function is a bonus as well.
Cost: $159
The Couple by Deia
This beauty is a two-for-one. What you see in the photo is the g-spot stimulator. Who needs a cock when you have this luxury toy. It’s designed to hit the right spot every time, delivering 10 different vibration intensities and patterns. But the magic is in the design. Just twist and pull and the cover comes off revealing a bullet vibe for a new kind of play. That’s why this toy is at the top of my better-than-men sex toy list.
Cost: $169
The Laska By Love. Not War.
I love this toy for clit play and internal stimulation. It’s literally a 2 for 1. This eco-friendly sex toy is a sustainable twist on the infamous rabbit and packs all the punch of a larger toy and is perfectly shaped to massage your clit or hit your g-spot while also being green. The charged base can be used on other Love. Now War Toys.
Note: Use discount code SELS20 for 20% Off
Lady Bi By Fun Factory
Look, I know that many of us are going to miss the D (dick) in the P (pussy) experience…but you don’t have to miss it that much. This dual motor vibrator provides deep, strong rumbling through the shaft and the clit stimulator is soft enough to keep your bean from getting too sensitive while providing sweet vibrations. Penetrative masturbation helps keep vaginal walls strong and as you age, it keeps women from experiencing vaginal atrophy. I use this baby regularly.
Note: Use my discount code SELS20 for a 20% discount at checkout!
Osé 2 by Lora DiCarlo
I like to call this the better-than-your-boyfriend robot. The Ose 2 does it all. It’s a clit sucking toy that simultaneously strokes your G-spot. All of this and it’s hands-free. Osé 2 adapts to fit your body and mimics the feel of a partner’s fingers, mouth, and tongue.
The come-hither stroking motion arouses the g-spot with 3 different stroke lengths and positions. Airflow technology creates the sensation of stroking and sucking for external stimulation. Mind blown! That’s right, you get to enjoy mind-blowing hands-free blended orgasms. Basically, it’s the ultimate better-then-men sex toy.
Cost $290
This sex toy isn’t cheap. But you get a 10% discount when you used my code SheExplores10.
Aer by Dame
Clit suction toys are a MUST when you are taking care of yourself and the Aer is a powerful clit sucking toy that gets the job done. I love this clit sucking toy because of its wide mouth. The Aer creates thrilling pulses of air and a soft seal around your clitoris, so you can go all the way, right away.
If you haven’t experienced wave technology, now is the time. It creates rhythmic pulses of air that mimics the flutter of a tongue and the suction of a mouth—kinda. It literally goes down on you better than a man.
Cost: $95.00
Use SheExplores10 at checkout for 10% Off.
InsideOut
People with vaginas can really have it all with this toy. Targeting both the clitoris and G-spot, InsideOut provides the blended orgasm. The Womanizer’s Pleasure Air Technology pulsates the clitoris with rushes of air pressure and suction, while deep, rumbly vibrations focus on the G-spot within.
Cost: $129
The Wearable by Deia
You can have it ALL without banging a dude…and I do mean ALL. This wearable sex toy by Deia is a luxury item that delivers internal g-spot stimulation and external clitoral stimulation that is all wearable, hands-free, and controlled by a bullet that delivers vibes to wherever else you might be craving stimulation.
Cost: $169
Mr. Boss by Fun Factory
I get it! You’re a brat and you need a man to tame your wild ways and get you off. I introduce you to Mr. BOSS. He’ll give you a bang for your buck and my discount code will make him cheaper than the dive bar date you’d have to deal with before you humped the human version of this awesome toy. Good news, you’ll feel no regrets with this bad boy. The G-spot-pleasing shape, the appealing realism, the stimulating ridge, and its seriously strong vibration promise to deliver exactly what you need to hit that big O all while fighting the patriarchy like the badass babe you are.
Cost: $139
Note: Use my discount code SELS20 for a 20% discount at checkout!
